I’m starting to let One Direction ruin my life and I don’t know how to stop.
Anonymous asked:
No I am the original troll - I never licked any flip flop. On that note: On the night of the fly-by, it seems that Melancholia will not hit Earth. The next day, Claire realizes that Melancholia is circling back and will collide with Earth after all. John, who has come to the same realization, commits suicide. Melancholia collides with Earth and everyone dies. Hope I didn't spoil it.
No I am the original troll - I never licked any flip flop. On that note: On the night of the fly-by, it seems that Melancholia will not hit Earth. The next day, Claire realizes that Melancholia is circling back and will collide with Earth after all. John, who has come to the same realization, commits suicide. Melancholia collides with Earth and everyone dies. Hope I didn't spoil it.
Good to know you don’t lick flip flops. Fortunately you did not spoil it, Melancholia is just about to fly-by Earth but I already read what happens because I cold not handle the stress.
pocket-ferret asked:
Sam u okay?
Sam u okay?
4 now, but this movie is scaring me and I just want to know what is going on.
Anonymous asked:
one in California. She makes the sun and ocean side Los Angeles look hideous. She makes the world a darker place because she's is the brightest thing on Earth or the universe for crying out loud. I wish I could kiss your sweet lips. Oh what a feeling that would be. Caress your hips take off your flannel shirt and feel on your wonderful ass. Take off you silk Victoria's Secret underwear and make my way to your pussy. Spread your ass cheeks open and just stick my entire tongue in your asshole. Ahh
one in California. She makes the sun and ocean side Los Angeles look hideous. She makes the world a darker place because she's is the brightest thing on Earth or the universe for crying out loud. I wish I could kiss your sweet lips. Oh what a feeling that would be. Caress your hips take off your flannel shirt and feel on your wonderful ass. Take off you silk Victoria's Secret underwear and make my way to your pussy. Spread your ass cheeks open and just stick my entire tongue in your asshole. Ahh
omg. I am so done.
Anonymous asked:
I'm not even a gamer, I spend my money on these shitty games I don't play just to see her wonderful face. She's is so pretty I cannot sleep some days when I think of her. I wish I get good enough at programming that way I can find out which classes she is taking and enroll just to be close to her. Late at night when I think about her I begin to feel on my dick. And make my way to her Facebook page. There are only several pics of her on Facebook but that's okay. My favorite picture is the recent
I'm not even a gamer, I spend my money on these shitty games I don't play just to see her wonderful face. She's is so pretty I cannot sleep some days when I think of her. I wish I get good enough at programming that way I can find out which classes she is taking and enroll just to be close to her. Late at night when I think about her I begin to feel on my dick. And make my way to her Facebook page. There are only several pics of her on Facebook but that's okay. My favorite picture is the recent
Anonymous asked:
From the day I first saw you, 2000 days. An endless cycle of Samantha. What makes her so special. She's is so beautiful. She could be a door knob and I would still worship her. But that is not the case. She is smart, she is pretty. She is rare, she is unique. I cannot believe. I have never seen anyone in my life that fits that criteria. She is truly a one and only. When I see you walk around campus my knees start to shake. My heartbeat speeds up. The same shivers you get as if you saw a ghost...
From the day I first saw you, 2000 days. An endless cycle of Samantha. What makes her so special. She's is so beautiful. She could be a door knob and I would still worship her. But that is not the case. She is smart, she is pretty. She is rare, she is unique. I cannot believe. I have never seen anyone in my life that fits that criteria. She is truly a one and only. When I see you walk around campus my knees start to shake. My heartbeat speeds up. The same shivers you get as if you saw a ghost...
Anonymous asked:
....Everything she does is magical. From her smile to her laugh to her everyday bubbly behavior she is the only person I truly have fallen in love with. Often times I get depressed, why is the world so unjust. I don't believe in heaven because heaven is Samantha Wagner and she's here on earth. I would swim the atlantic ocean, climb mount everest, any thing that comes with her I would do. I would kill her for her. I have seen her several times at gamestop..
....Everything she does is magical. From her smile to her laugh to her everyday bubbly behavior she is the only person I truly have fallen in love with. Often times I get depressed, why is the world so unjust. I don't believe in heaven because heaven is Samantha Wagner and she's here on earth. I would swim the atlantic ocean, climb mount everest, any thing that comes with her I would do. I would kill her for her. I have seen her several times at gamestop..
a-little-fallof-rain asked:
i want to congratulate you on smut being written about you but i am actually a bit concerned for your safety right now
i want to congratulate you on smut being written about you but i am actually a bit concerned for your safety right now
Me too, I’m just trying to watch Melancholia and then this happened. I was actually pretty impressed by the writing until it kept going. Prayer circle.
