Curiouser & Curiouser

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via neither)

zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

(via not-norman-bates)

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

(via whiskeyanddancing)

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

(Source: lecterer, via allonsyhelen)